Sometimes my guru comes up with wonderful one liners . Like when we went to Africa , if anyone wishes something different or complains , he would say “stay home”. Snippet from our recent conversation which I thought was hilarious and still full of wisdom.

Me: Is this a walk to straight heaven or what? (Complaining abt so many hikes)

Guruji: Fall into heaven.

Me: or fall into hell

Guruji: For that no need to go anywhere.

Me: yes, stay home.

Guruji: and eat khakhra.

Me : with chai and watch YouTube video.

Guruji: Amen