Sometimes my guru comes up with wonderful one liners . Like when we went to Africa , if anyone wishes something different or complains , he would say “stay home”. Snippet from our recent conversation which I thought was hilarious and still full of wisdom.
Me: Is this a walk to straight heaven or what? (Complaining abt so many hikes)
Guruji: Fall into heaven.
Me: or fall into hell
Guruji: For that no need to go anywhere.
Me: yes, stay home.
Guruji: and eat khakhra.
Me : with chai and watch YouTube video.